老師:「你的毛病就是用詞不當,現在考考你用一句成語來形容老師很開心」
學生:「含笑九泉」



老師:「請用『左右為難』來造句」
學生:「我考試時左右為難」
老師:「是題目不會答,讓你左右為難?」
學生:「不,是左右同學答案不一樣,讓我左右為難」


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      Last Monday my mother took us to Mautu Discovery Forest. There were lavish nature plants and animals. There were also some beautiful waterfalls. First, we went to "Forest Elementary School". It was surrounded by lots of greenish trees. In the elementary school, there were twelve wooden tables and twelve wooden chairs. I pretended that I was a teacher and my students were my mom and my brother! We could listen to birds singing and breezes blowing. Being a teacher in "Forest Elementary School" was quite fun!


 


      After we visited "Forest Elementary School", we went climbing the mountains. I saw many special and colorful plants. Then, I heard a sound- a sound from waterfalls! I ran toward the sound, and I saw a beautiful waterfalls. It’s called "Rainbow Waterfall". It’s clear water, shinning like crystals. We went on climbing the mountain. Next, we visited two old trees- "Poplar Grandma" and "Poplar Grandpa". "Poplar Grandpa" was three hundred years old; "Poplar Grandma" was even older, she was five hundred years old!


 


     After we left "Poplar Grandma" and "Poplar Grandpa", we took a walk at "Bamboo Wood Path". The bamboo woods were tall and thin with long, greenish leaves. A soft breeze blew over them. They moved left and right. I thought bamboo woods were a quality suggestive of poetry or painting. Then, we went to "Ecology Mushroom Ranch". We saw many mushrooms. Some were white, some were brown, and some were gray. I liked the mushrooms. They were so cute!


 


     At last, we went to "Tomato Ranch". Some tomatoes were red, some were yellow, some were round, some were long, and some were flat. I picked one juicy red tomato and ate it. It was so sweet! We also drank tomato juice. It was delicious, fresh and healthy. So I drank it all up.


 


     This trip to "Mautu Discovery Forest" was really fun and interesting. I observed many rare animals and plants. I hope I can go there again and understand more about it!


 


 

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國畫空前絕後之傑作


 


自動放映 , 請開啟音效


 


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The Venus Flytrap is the most famous of all carnivorous plants. The plant mostly lives in North and South Carolina along the coastal plain. There are also species of carnivorous plants found in Canada, Russia, South America, Asia and Europe.


 


Venus Flytrap has a dormant period in the winter. A Venus Flytrap going dormant usually show in growth, and the leaves may slowly turn black and die. The plant will come back in Spring. In a Venus Flytrap it is because the bugs don't live in the winter and they don't have anything to eat.


 


The leaves of Venus' Flytrap open wide and on them are short, stiff hairs called trigger or sensitive hairs. When anything touches these hairs enough to bend them, the two lobes of the leaves snap shut trapping whatever is inside. The trap will shut in less than a second. The trap doesn't close all of the way at first. It is thought that it stays open for a few seconds in order to allow very small insects to escape because they wouldn't provide enough food. If the object isn't food, e.g., a stone, or a nut, the trap will reopen in about twelve hours and 'spit' it out.


 


My Reflection


 


I think Venus Flytraps are very special plants. They are not animals but they can open and close their leaves. They have remarkable ways to stay alive in the cool, terrible winter.


I really like them very much. But even though I like them , I still think they are a little disgusting because they catch insects so they must have some special structures for catching them , like mucus , stiff hair . Plus, everyone knows that eating insects is yucky!


I learn a lot about the amazing Venus Flytrap. I learn about how they catch preys, where they live, how they stay alive in the freezing winter, where they are found…. I think Venus Flytraps are really mysterious. We must find out more about them, and understand more about them!




 

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  來自維也納藝術史博物館之鉅作


      展出地點:國立故宮博物館


      展出日期:20071020日至2008224






 


 


 

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   翠玉白菜與肉形石是故宮人氣最旺的兩大文物!千萬別錯過喔!



 



 


 

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   猜猜看這件象牙套球由外到內一共有幾層?


       答案是最少21層,你猜到了嗎?


       套球具同一圓心,且每一個套球皆可自由轉動,


       是不是很厲害呢?



 


 

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     約翰是誰生的?


    


     因為...花生醬(JOHN)…

   那麼,約翰的母親又叫什麼名子?


    


     因為...薑(JOHN)母鴨…


  純潔和舒潔差在哪裡?


     當然是擦在屁股上嚕…



     請問這個世界上誰的快遞最多~

     王老先生..


     因為...王老先生有快遞(塊地)~~


  一部電影200...三部電影多少錢????



     50...


     因為三部50(三不五時)...


  迪士尼卡通的辛巴姓什麼??


     姓王 


     因為... 獅子 王辛巴


  有一隻蚊子...他只叮鼠牛虎兔龍蛇馬羊猴雞豬....


      猜猜看這隻蚊子叫什麼名字...


     布丁狗...


     因為不叮狗...


  猩猩跟猴子很怕一種線,請問那是什麼線?



     平行線


     因為沒有相交(沒有香蕉)


  大象的媽媽為什麼是猩猩??    



      因為象由猩生 ...(相由心生)


  請問老虎叫什麼名字咧~?    


      丹丹~  


      因為: 虎視眈眈(虎是丹丹)  


  馬、 虎、 狼三種動物,請問是誰把龍藏起來了呢??


     答案是狼 ...

     因為「臥虎藏龍」"wolf 藏龍



 


 

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~~~(最後的回答超好笑)~~~



 


 



小華在作文簿上寫道:「我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人,每天早上一出門,我們三人就分道揚鑣,各奔前程,晚上又殊途同歸。


 


爸爸是建築師,每天在工地上比手劃腳; 


媽媽是售貨員,每天在商店裏招搖撞騙、來者不拒; 


我是學生,每天在教室裏目瞪口呆、充耳不聞。


  


我的家三個成員臭氣相投,家中一團和氣。 


但我成績不好的時候,爸爸也同室操戈, 


心狠手辣地揍得我遍體鱗傷、五體投地, 


媽媽在一旁視若無睹或袖手旁觀,從來不曾見義勇為,有時甚且助紂為虐。」


  


老師問小明你考試成績不好的話,你父母怎麼懲罰你?


 


小明說


 


80分以下女子單打


70分以下男子單打


60分以下男女混合雙打  


 


 

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 水瓶座  Aquarius   1/21 ~ 2/19


 


 雙魚座  Pisces        2/20 ~ 3/20


 


 牡羊座  Aries         3/21 ~ 4/20


 


 金牛座  Taurus       4/21 ~ 5/20


 


 雙子座  Gemini      5/21 ~ 6/22


 


 巨蟹座  Cancer      6/23 ~ 7/22


 


 獅子座  Leo           7/23 ~ 8/22


 


 處女座  Virgo          8/23 ~ 9/22


 


 天秤座  Libra         9/23 ~ 10/23


 


 天蠍座  Scorpio     10/24 ~ 11/22


 


 射手座  Sagittarius 11/23 ~ 12/21


 


 山羊座  Capricorn  12/22 ~ 1/20


 

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